5 months ago, for day 140 by 
Sophie Clark 🍟
Chromaggus
"Tranque! Anyone! He's enraging! TRANQUE!"
Chromaggus's massive jaws closed around Dex's torso. Blood erupted across the floor and what was left of their raid leader sloughed out of the Dragon's mouth. The clang of his boots hitting the ground made the whole raid wince as one.
Sharpshooter fired...
5 months ago, for day 138 by Sophie Clark 🍟
Start of Story
Firemaw
"Five stacks!" Dex yelled. "I said five stacks! Can you people not count? Did the whelpling fry your brains? Did-"
"Me SMASH!"
"Nevermind. Romul, you take agro on the next buffet."
"Me HUNGRY!"
"That's it, Mela," Dark said, slowly sliding out of the line of...
5 months ago, for day 139 by Sophie Clark 🍟
Start Here
Piñatas
Goldshower shuddered and felt something move uncomfortably inside him.
"You know, I could use my Eel," Narcissa offered. "It's specially trained for retrieval jobs..."
"I'm good, thanks," Gold said quickly. "It's just a few Carrots; they have to come out at some point, right?"
"Oh, no," Narcissa...
5 months ago, for day 137 by Sophie Clark 🍟
Part One Here
Broodlord Lashlayer
“Right, for this boss we’re going to need an off-tank - don’t look around the corner, I said don’t look. No, Dub, not even a little peek. No, you’ll see the boss when we start the fight. Now, it does a threat drop so-”...
5 months ago, for day 135 by Sophie Clark 🍟
Vaelastraz the Corrupt
“OK,” Dex gasped as Molketh cast another healing wave to top him off. “OK, so, Cata and Mela are standing on opposite sides of the boss. All the goblins are dead-”
“And looted!” Lukozade called.
“Yes, and looted,” Dex agreed. “If anyone has any Hourglass Sand then...